Are We There Yet?
Her motto: Seek and ye shall find … sometimes
Lori Clinch
      As a mother, I have many duties assigned to me. I am a domestic goddess, the head bookkeeper and person in charge of communications. I excel in public relations, thrive as activities director, and have been known to rev up enough enthusiasm to get the troops to unload the dishwasher.
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Coda
Some people always see the tank as half empty
Greg Bean
      We all have our special martial arts talents. My kids say that my wife, for example, is a black belt in Nag-Fu. They say I'm a grandmaster at Crotch-E-Tay.
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